Valentine's Disco Ball - 11:49 pm

Ali showed. In cargo pants? And he thinks he's at Rekah's birthday party? WTF? I have to admit that I blame him for the break-up of his marriage. Fio and Ali? It was so perfect. UGH! But, actually, he's so out of it that we feel a bit bad for him. Has he totally become a social misfit without his wife at his side? Worse yet, is he hitting on Rekah? That's, like, breaking up with your wife so you can date your stepdaughter. Yuck!

Would someone please stop Jochin from dancing? He is going to put someone's eye out with all that hip thrusting. That is all.

Locke is dancing to 'It's Raining Men'. That's one sentence I never thought I'd write. Well.... Hallelujah!

We hear that Yeardley, Tenacity, and Harper are cutting a rug out on the dance floor. HOTNESS! Yeardley's even trying to con Kalamere out onto the dance floor. Now THAT would be a feat. But if anyone can do it, we think she can. He actually seems pretty taken with her!

The Ergin brothers are really scoring big! Bashir has stayed tight on Robyn since his eyes landed on her and we hear that Tumay scored himself a couple dances with Anya! Both of those guys have heavy doses of the dark and mysterious thing going on. We think the ladies are pretty smitten. Yay! We're so glad that two lovely ladies found dates.... even if the dates are of the dangerous playboy variety.

Valentine's Disco Ball - 11:16 pm

Rekah is too cute for words in a metallic purple dress with peacock feathers embroidered in. What's not too cute for words? Her calling crazy Dawn 'mother'. WTF??? Hasn't someone stopped these two from hanging out yet??? It's really troubling. Is there ANYONE you'd less expect to show up for a Valentine's dance than Dawn? MAKE HER GO AWAY!

Aw! We're so glad that Jake seems to be sticking it out with Iona despite the pressure that's been put on this budding romance. The pair looks quite taken with one another out on the dance floor. They aren't even switching partners as party rules dictate on certain songs. Iona is NOT letting her hands off her man! Good for her! It's nice to see a girl know what she wants and not be afraid to reach out and GRAB IT! In fact, they didn't stay very long. Wonder where they're headed???

OMG! That's Bashir asking Robyn to dance! An Ergin and a Granger??? We love it! What a SUPER HAWT pair! We knew the insane back of that dress would make the men droooool.

What would a romantic event be without the super cute Audrey and Magenta making out at it! The happily married and totally hot ladies are out dancing and being merry! We doubt they'll make it long either. Magenta was overheard talking about finding a comfy back seat of a car out in the parking lot. Wouldn't you like to be a fly in the back window of THAT car???