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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

The Relationship Run-Down!

Sometimes even we here at the Den of Gossip can't keep up with RhyDin's notorious bed-hopping. We've been putting together this little cheat sheet on some new (and old) relationships and so, in the build-up to Valentine's Day, we thought we'd share it with you! Enjoy!

Kalamere and Yeardley :
Yeardley is evidently intent on destroying our theory that Kalamere had a Baroness fetish. He certainly was linked to his fair share of ring-wearing, butt-kicking women. That's not to say that Yeardley looks like a push over. She definitely has the spunk we expect from a woman that catches Kalamere's eye. While the choice is interesting, it's the level of interest that Kalamere has shown that surprises us the most. We know him best for taking one woman to a party but making it clear that he's open to taking other women home from that party. Lately, he doesn't seem to have eyes for any woman but Yeardley! We are shocked but it seems like one of RhyDin's most... well, gregarious playboys might just be off the market!

Locke and Katarina:
Just how long has RhyDin's Prima Ballerina been on the arm of the men's fashion designer, Locke? Well, longer than he's been one of RhyDin's favorite fashion designers! The first time they broke the society pages as a couple was September of 2008 when they stepped out to the Harvest Festival Ball together after each had just gotten out of pretty serious (but entirely wrong for them) relationships. Now almost three and a half years later the pair are finally wed! We were really hoping for a nice big wedding to attend but it seems the pair ran off and eloped just a couple weeks ago. Such a bummer! But considering her crazy family, it's probably understandable. We're thrilled for the happy couple!

Calix and Jackie:
What would RhyDin be without it's week long relationships that end with a drunken wedding? We'll blame it on Jackie's youth that she got caught up in the insanity so early on into her stay in RhyDin and we'll blame her hotness on the fact that Calix married a girl he hardly knew. Thankfully, while Calix seems anxious for babies, Jackie has put the halt on expanding the little family unit. Might be nice if they took some time to get to know each other after all. We doubt she holds out long. Married within a week, pregnant within six, and divorced within thirty. And a prop bet if the over/under on pregnancy and divorce doesn't interest you, we're putting the odds of a drunken fight leading to her punching him in the middle of the Inn by the end of the month at 3 to 1.

Colt and Tenacity:
Jackie's brother, Colt, has evidently sniffing up Tenacity's tree. We always hoped Tenacity would end up with a good, straight-laced guy. After all, she's just the sort of naughty that a straight-laced guy needs in his life. Unfortunately, that guy is NOT Colt Daniels. He's just as naughty -- if not more naughty -- than her! We hear he's got a reputation for having more than one pot on the stove, if you know what we're saying. But, then again, Tennie seems to be the sort of girl to have a guy in every (space)port. Although the pair seem to be a favorite among their friends, we don't bet these two have any staying power but it'll probably be hot and heavy while it lasts!

Jochin and Harper:
Yeah. Jochin and Harper. This is the sort of insanity that happens when we're not around to keep an eye out for the lovely ladies of RhyDin. Jochin??? He's the epitome of a RhyDin Bad Boy. All bad assery and no class. Harper, on the other hand, has a sharp wit and gorgeous good looks to accompany an incredibly intelligent mind. The only thing we can figure is that she took her break-up hard. And, for that, we feel for her something fierce. If Jochin warms up her nights a bit, more power to her. Our sources tell us that they started hooking up at the end of November so they're going on over two months which is about a month longer than we'd think he'd be able to keep her attention. We're just really hoping that she's not expecting to find her happily ever after with him. He is SOOOO not the happily ever after type!

Cooper and Ravie:
First of all, how great is the name Ravie? Ravishing Ravie, Rakish Ravie, Radical Ravie. Love it! Anyway, the beautiful elf has taken up company with the cowboy and things seem to haven gotten pretty serious pretty fast. Despite how inseparable the pair seem to be, they have been pretty adamant about taking things slowly. Rumor has it that he didn't even kiss her until halfway into their THIRD date! That's like INSANITY in this town. In this town there's like a 50% chance you get proposed to on your third date! We're not really sure if Ravishing Ravie really appreciates Cooper's slow approach. She's got a little bit of a wild side. I think if it was up to her, they'd already be knocking boots on a regular basis!

Geist and Half of RhyDin:
The female half, of course. If it's got two legs and looks good in a skirt, Geist seems to be chasing it. He's been in the company of several gorgeous women over the past couple of weeks. However, he seems to have fallen into a pretty steady pattern with the lovely dark haired beauty named Damra. There's been a couple intimate conversations and some stolen kisses in the moonlight. We hear that he was seen giving her a bracelet just the other night. No idea if this relationship has any staying power. Time will tell if Geist has really found a woman who can hold his attention or if another pretty brunette will come along to steal it away again!

Jake and Iona:
No, no. This isn't either the Cowboy Jake or the Orc Jake. This one goes by the name Jake Malone and he's a good looking guy in his mid-twenties. We don't know a whole heck of a lot about him other than the fact that he certainly has a thing for RhyDin's newest It Redhead -- Iona. Now we certainly can't blame him for having a thing for her! She is SMOKING HAWT and has an absolutely adorable personality to boot! This relationship seems to be in the very very early stages but her friends aren't making it easy for her to keep a man! We hear that poor Jake's been told in no uncertain terms what could happen if he doesn't treat Iona like a lady. That's enough to scare off any man! Jake's still sticking in there, though!

Eze and Gem:
Well, well, well, we go away for a while and Gem seems to have find herself a good guy. The pair started dating about fourteen months ago and have been going strong ever since. Eze is certainly a good looking guy and definitely seems to have a good head on his shoulders but don't think there isn't that naughtiness in this relationship that you've come to expect from Gem! She refers to their house as "the Den" which is short for the Den of Iniquity. We can only imagine what goes on behind closed doors! And you better believe we've spent some time fantasizing on THAT subject! Rumor has it that Eze is currently quite ill and Gem has been spending a lot of time at his bedside tending to him. We sure hope he gets well quickly!

....Certainly there's plenty more that we've missed and we have our interns working double time to process your tips and to sniff out the best gossip! No need to fret! We're back in business and busy at work!



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