This crowd likes to sleep all day and party all night. I guess that’s how they want to live their life. Yeah…
Ahem. Seriously. The hardcore revelers were going at it for another
three hours. More of the same, so it’s not worth going into detail. I
don’t even want to imagine what the Glen looked like this morning.
Whoever has to do cleanup on these raves deserves a big raise.
Instead, let’s use the time we have left to meditate. What did we learn from all of this?
1. Unless you’re a Christmas elf or trying to chase away evil spirits, bells are an unnecessarily annoying accessory.
2. Take a bit of advice from the dread pirate Captain Stephen. Studs or
hoops are fine, but dangly earrings are just tacky and no one wants to
see tacky. Leave them in your jewel box, if you know what I mean.
3. Even though the rule says white is fine between Beltane and Nexus
Appeasement Day, everything in moderation, ladies. Dress up or down as
the occasion demands. The Miss Havisham look is not hot this season.
4. And if you do wear white, don’t jump in the lake unless you’re wearing some serious undergarments. The Emperor does not need to advertise for new clothes.
5. The best accessory in your wardrobe is a smile. Try it once in a
while. You know who you are, so I am not going to name names, coughuptightgovernorcough.
6. And for goodness sake, don’t wear open-toed sandals unless you make a commitment to a good pedicure. I saw everything, RhyDin. Ew.
Until next time, remember. You can be whatever you want to be. Just like me!
Love and kisses,
Barbie
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